Done your list for Santa yet? See if he can wing this one for you.

Hotel De l’Europe - one of the loveliest/swishiest hotels in the whole wide world - has just revealed said world’s most extravagant hotel stay, coming in at €‎1.25 million. The title pretty much gave that away, right?

It’s all to celebrate the Amsterdam hotel’s 125th anniversary, and you’re getting a whole load of bang for your buck/Euro, including a total takeover of the hotel, all 106 rooms of it. Which translates as 212 guests. Which works out at €‎5,896 each. You pay that for your weekly shop down Tesco’s these days!

Want to know what else you’re getting for your very discerning buck? Take a seat…

An exclusive tulip ring from Bibi van der Velden, which once resided in the Amsterdam Hermitage museum.
The opportunity to create a unique Salle Privée fragrance to take home
A beautiful couture look from RVDK, the world’s first sustainable couture label.
An original artwork collection from The Ravestijn Gallery.
An incredibly rare ‘Ferrari’ collector’s piece, sourced by MENDO.
Valerie van der Werff, the former lifestyle director of Vogue Living, will offer an entire rebrand of the guest’s company, if applicable.
A bottle of rare, old Single Malt Scotch Whisky from Bowmore. (The specific whisky age is chosen according to the guest’s personal taste.)
If the purchaser is female, they will receive five-times entry to the highly exclusive Harper’s Bazaar Business Club, which includes access to five meetings per year, a monthly business newsletter, access to a private LinkedIn group and reduced rate events.
Complimentary access to Hotel De L’Europe’s in-house spa, Le Spa by Skins Institute for an entire year.
The guest’s hotel suite will be transformed into a paradise known as ‘Garden of Eden’ by The Wunderkammer for the duration of their stay.

A private workshop from D/Dock on the ‘Aesthetics of Uncertainty’.
An invitation from top fashion stylist, Danie Bles, to a workshop and lunch for up to 10 guests, including a vintage high-end fashion piece to take home.

And yeah, we did just cut ‘n’ paste that from the press release. Time is money, people!

‘At the De L’Europe Amsterdam, our aim is to help create stories and lifelong memories with all our guests,’ says Robert-Jan Woltering, Managing Director of De L’Europe. ‘We are proud to have been a welcoming destination for elegance and exploration in Amsterdam for over 125 years. This package is a true celebration of the hotel’s five-star offerings from top-to-bottom including our signature suites, award-winning culinary offerings, a luxurious spa, ‘t Huys creative experience and much more. Whomever books this package is sure to have an unforgettable story to tell after their stay—and we could not be more excited to welcome them.’

This bonkers two-night experience is only available to one purchaser, mind, so, you know, literally once-in-a-lifetime. We must know someone, right?

deleurope.com